COMPETITION: LIFE

If you have been feeling a lack of competition in your life, here is a solution! Almost anything can be made into a competitive event.

Spice up your walk to class by being the fastest one to cross the street and then turn and announce your victory to all those loser pedestrians that finished behind you.

At the grocery store, make your shopping experience more rewarding by winning at produce selection. Approach another shopper who is inspecting any kind of fruit or veggie and find a fruit or veggie of the same kind that looks like it will clearly taste better than theirs. Next, present it to them (preferably very close to their face) and shout "WIN!"

Even simply sitting in class can be a competition. Can you defeat your neighbor with your stunningly good posture? Can you finish copying down a line faster than them? When class is over, can you exit the room before everyone else? I'll bet you can.

This comic is false. Anything can be a competition as long as you decide it is and as long as you declare your victory when you have won.