My Dog is GROSS

Since being home on break if have been able to observe some of my dog's disgusting habits:

1) He spends half the day eating rabbit poop and the other half licking himself to spread the stink to all parts of his body.

2) Sometimes he neurotically licks the carpet in the same place over and over and over while staring straight ahead with a blank expression.

3) He likes to stop during a run to shove his face into dirt piles and then comes up eating something with big smacking mouth motions.

4) He poops when I take him running but he does it on the fly because he doesn't want to be left behind. When he does this, it looks like he is cramping up from the run and his form gets all stiff and he stops for about half a second to squeeze one out and then continues to run. I never remember a poopy bag so I always pretend I didn't see.

5) He is anorexic thin even though he eats all the time.

6) He likes to curl up in a ball alone in a corner of the cold, dark basement. The little creep.

7) Sometimes he gets dirty drool lines on his jowls from eating gross things and then panting really hard for a while.

That is all I can think of right now. He is completely detestable and awful, but I love him anyways. Here is a picture of him when he was young: