Letters To Annoying People

Dear Guy in Car During My Run Today,

I realize that I was in your way. I know I should have been paying more attention to you and less to my ipod but lets be realistic. I was only in your way for about 4 seconds and I moved immediately when I realized you were there. You didn't have to roll down your window to lecture me and you wasted more time doing that than I wasted by being in your way. Also, I couldn't hear your lecture over my music.

Dear Stats Professor,

Thanks for grading things dumbly and giving me my worst grade in college on my easiest class in college.

Dear Semi Truck Driver During the Most Recent Snowstorm,

As far as I could tell, the turning lane had not been plowed yet this winter and I was not about to plow my car into it. I slowed down well in advance giving you plenty of time to react. When you blasted your horn at me from behind, I chose to move to the left and miss my turn so that you wouldn't hit me because you clearly couldn't stop. Was it really necessary to shout at me and flick me off on your way by? Maybe you would have preferred it if I had barreled into the turn lane and done several flips and died in the blizzard or if I had stayed in your lane and allowed you to run over me from behind.

Dear Taylor Swift,

All your songs are the same.

Dear Justin Bieber,

You are just really annoying. Thats all there is to say about that.

Dear Fluids Professor,

I am ONE point away from an A-. Can I please just have it?

Dear Person Who Plows Sidewalks,

Did you do it by hand? It really just looks like you rolled your body over the sidewalk and kind of kicked some snow off as you went. A newborn baby could have done better.

Yours Truly,

Danielle "Uncharacteristically Bitter For This Time Of Year" Berndt