Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Streaking

I have always wanted to go streaking and finally it happened.  AND THE POLICE SHOWED UP.  I will not say who was there but there were three of us.  Also, I do not want to go into too many details because it is quite the long story but here is a summary:


We did this at the cross country course in the dark with nobody around and supposedly no chance of getting caught.  We were there for less than ten minutes and about to leave when a cop car showed up before we could put our clothes back on.  Next there was a lot of naked hiding in the woods and naked laying as flat as possible in the field while the cop shined his spotlight everywhere.  Later a second cop showed up and there was a sobriety test for one of the participants who had managed to wiggle into her clothes and emerge from the field.  The test was passed with flying colors since no alcohol was involved and there was a lot of her saying "I'm just weird and embarrassed" and insisting she was alone.  Next, the cops started throwing around the word "suspicious" a lot and threatened to bring dogs out to find anyone else that was out there.  Finally the night ended with some sneaky passing of clothes into the darkness so I could get dressed and then a naked German flying into the back seat and laying flat on the car floor until we were out of sight.


Just when the night seemed it was going to end as horribly as possible, everything was resolved and we didn't get in trouble at all!  YAY!!!



1 comment:

  1. I am pretty sure I know who was there with you. Hahaha this was funny.

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