Honeymoon

My wife (aka roommate) and I went to Des Moines to drop off our son (aka cat) at his adoptive parents (aka roommates sister and husband's) house.  We realized we were married sometime last year when it turned out our rental agreement was really a marriage license and our landlord was actually a priest who went around tricking people into marriages.  That jerk.  Anywho, we decided to make our trip to Des Moines into a honeymoon since we never had one.


So here is what we did on our honeymoon:


- Dropped off our son, never to be seen again
- Looked at old pictures and videos with the wife's childhood friend Andrew then went to sleep before midnight
- Slept in and the wife made me breakfast
- Ran into a median with my car and destroyed the front tire
- Exchanged the tire for my temporary donut tire using Kathryn's lesbo-knowledge to figure things out, my cross country runner strength to pry off lug nuts (thanks coach Wynn!), and Andrew's moral support and photography skills to document the amazingness.
- Ate at Woody's BBQ
- Visited Kathryn's mom (also my mother-in-law I guess?) at her school nurse job
- Went to get the tire fixed and it took forever so we wandered the aisles of petco, toys R us, and target for hours til it was fixed.  Turned our I broke the tire pressure gauge --- more money.
- Got BeBops to go.
- Drove back to Iowa City.  Honeymoon over.


All in all, super good honeymoon with my wife and Andrew!!!  Yay Des Moines!